Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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