I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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