Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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