Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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