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pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(419): View more from Ohio

Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.

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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

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(509): View more from Washington

I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.

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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(619): View more from California

there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly

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(219): View more from Indiana

U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"

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(970): View more from Colorado

The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.

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