Plan B is the new Plan A
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
