Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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