Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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