I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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