i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
