Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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