i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We are two peas in an std pod
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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