i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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