quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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