I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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