Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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