maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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