Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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