so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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