big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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