Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
