I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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