Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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