Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Randomize
