Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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