I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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