i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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