I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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