i don't like sucking hair
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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