I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
babies were throwing up all over the place
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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