sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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