Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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