he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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