"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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