Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
A bitchslap is in order.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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