ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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