A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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