And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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