I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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