Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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