love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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