My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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