all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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