Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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