Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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