I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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