This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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