Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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