My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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