We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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