New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
